The common cold?! There's no way you could track the amount of permutation that would be present there. Ugh. Talk about your most toxic relationship ever? I'd ask who decided this was a good idea, suggest they be fired, but I'm guessing the whole zombie thing kind of took care of that.
...That's just crazy though. And I am so, so sorry that's something you have to deal with on a daily basis. I mean, not that the stress of dying in general isn't bad and everything, but -- well. I should probably just shut up now. I just -- do you like ice cream?