You know, I could hit up an animal shelter on Earth if you ever want to surprise him. I know a good one in Queens. Or. At least back home I do.
So. Wait. If you're regular sized, and he's Gandalf, and I'm a Hobbit -- who is totally one of the Tooks thank you very much -- though it could be fun to be Radagast too. But only for like a day -- then what does that make you?