You are a genius sir! Let no one ever tell you otherwise Big Apple. However, I can take one for the team and get in rotation for handing out belly rubs. None of us should have to suffer that burden alone. It's just not right.
And hey, cats are great. I suggest Maine Coon as a breed. Ear tufts. Lots of toes. Purrs like a gaggle of pigeons. You can't go wrong.
Well, with a roster like you're talking about, plus you're awesome self, I am not the least bit surprised. I promise to try and do my part to pull my weight around here.
So. Wait. Hang on.
You've got Two Hawkeye's, a Hulk, and Space Gandalf? Or is he more Space Harry Potter?