Tablet fist-bump. I can get onboard with that. And you don't have just one dog-belly to rub, there are plenty around here. Not enough, though. Especially if you ask Hawke.
Alphonse wants a cat.
Yeah, some weird stuff going on here, but we deal with it with grace.. or I'd like to think so. We are pretty amazing, for the most part.
There is a Barton here, calls himself Hawkeye. Is that the one you're looking for? Bruce Banner, and Harry Dresden. He's a wizard, does magic and stuff. He's just about the most awesome person ever.