One: We do have a space dry cleaner! I've got a helmet, no mask. Tears just fog it up.
Two: No space super glue. We have space gum? No nursing home. Do your boots sparkle?
Three: Can't discount good exercise, you need to be climbing and swinging and stalking your way around this head. There are plenty of bad guys you can pick on and knock around. We have a whole underground world (I get Harry's Coke from them).
Four: Spidey, I like that. Done.
Five: I.O.U.s work for me, I trust you.
Yeah, that's the Captain. He really is as great as everyone said. He's just a regular guy, it's pretty incredible.