"A sea would be preferable. Several oceans, if we're granting genie's wishes. Name's Jones. I captain a ship called The Jolly Roger, but as you can see..."
No water. No star chats. No ship.
What was Killian now without his vessel but a pirate forced into retirement?
"I can live without the sun and piss poor food. But take away me ship and the good rum? Well... Who has use for a landlocked pirate?"