Barry
Oh boy, that must have been so much fun to deal with.
You'll never be a terrible person to me, Barry. You're one of the nicest people I know, but you need to find a way out because your friends need you, and I'm not losing one of my best friends. Has this type of thing ever happened before with being semi-stuck?
Oh please, it's fine! You don't need to thank me because I know both of you would have done the same for me or any of my friends if they were here.