Considering the drop rate for Pararescue is nothing to joke about that's saying something. Then again, where I'm from, after seeing what you can do in those wings? I can't say I'm terribly surprised. I'm sure it's a little weird to hear, and I apologize for that, but you've always been one of the finest aerial combatants I've had the pleasure of knowing. I can only imagine how rigorous the training program must have been. What's it like for you now if you don't mind my asking? You feel like you're taking to it okay?
Oh I promise my cooking doesn't require hazard pay, even if I agree that might. Still, cabbage, potatoes, carrots? Even if you boil 'em to mush, with a little salt I think they're still pretty good myself.