You seem to know a lot about this box. What about its owner? Goes by the Doctor? No name, just the Doctor. Like he's some kind of alien pop star.
The one and only. He's a lot squirrelier than the history books make him out to be. And a lousy shot.
Some kind of gingernut thing. Quite delicious, though I didn't stick around to trade recipes. They're still in the kitchen for all I know. Come pay us a visit and we can investigate.