Alucard sighed, too peeved at the moment to laugh with her. He might have, if he'd still had his powers. Checking the curtain once more to be certain he was adequately covered, the vampire-turned-human stepped into the living area. He made his way to chair furthest from Integra, and briefly considered sitting before deciding it would be less awkward for both of them if he stood.
"I am called Alucard. I serve your family. You are Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. We are in a place called Knowhere, and I do not have clothes because, quite simply, there are none in this house which would fit me. I would be grateful if I could tell you what is going on, but I haven't the first idea."