Let it never be said that America couldn't stand to learn a few things from Canada.
[ Logan ] Considering we had a Ba-Bani and Troyjan -- Aliens, if you haven't met them in their timeline -- decide an invasion was a good idea. Over bad blood with the Guardians apparently. Took some people prisoner. This was not even a week before that and we've been stumped trying to figure out how all this happened, had an incident with some people who tried to get offworld and stay there, found out that wouldn't work. On top of all that we've had random disappearances to contend with, with seemingly no rhyme or reason, and the best minds we have here can't really seem to figure out why.
Something tells me, new universe or not, this place isn't going to let us leave behind our old lives that easily.