Cali and Lafarga eventually got married (she had to tell ask him to marry her), and got a house. They only made ONE kid since any more would ttly ruin Cali's figure, but they did have a lot of fun practicing ;D
Alternatively: Caldina and Ascot ran away together, bought a house with land big enough for all of Ascot's freaky pals, and lived happily ever after with their ONE kid. Ascot would have a heart attack if they tried to make any more.