Oh, I'd-- heard a similar rumor, of course. [It's not like HE'S responsible for this particular weakened barrier, cough cough] I'd come here to check that it was secure and, well... [pushes his hand through the barrier, erm] It's not!
We'll have to let Her Majesty know right away of this development and work to repair it. [ALRIGHT NAILED IT, SMOOTH RECOVERY ARTHUR, ART DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING]