[Y E A H he definitely sees the irony and expansions in your future and promptly decides to change the subject. By gesturing at the famed Pancake Cake on the nearby table.]
Look, I got something to cheer you up! It's a... [DRAMATIC PAUSE AND IS THAT THE SOUND OF A DRUMROLL YOU HEAR?? DESPITE THE FACT NO DRUMS ARE IN SIGHT??]
... Pancake Cake! [He throws his hands in the air and suddenly there is glitter. in the air. falling over them.]