[Isn't it hilarious how they're totally not on the same wavelength here at all.....]
[Birthday frowns at the words -- already what? But he doesn't get to as for clarification, either, because WHAT THE HELL WHAT IS THAT THING. And more importantly, why is it attacking you, aren't you the one behind this? Except, you know, when Art is thrown back by a swipe of one the monster's claw-like limbs, he's sort of forced to admit that his conclusions might just have been slightly premature.]
Art! Hey, Art! [That was a joke he didn't actually mean the bodyguard thing okay?! Oh, fuck this, Nice still spends like 70% of his time worrying about you, he probably has some kind of responsibility here. So he turns to face the monster, bringing the taser to his mouth.]
Hey, you creepy bastard! Let's light it up a little. [With that, he slams his hand on the ground and a spike of electricity jumps along to find its way at the monster.]