[If only you could see Ian rolling his eyes, Souji. His feet shift again so he can rest his weight on just one, turning his body slightly to the side as a result. His free hand comes up in a shrug and stays there, aiding his balance in his position and providing the bonus of looking effortless.]
'I may have lost my fighting ability, please hit me with all you've got.'
[Ian's tone is dry, and he doesn't have to say anything more than that to get his point across. Still, as soon as the 'please' leaves his mouth he's fired three shots - one of which is aimed deliberately over Souji's shoulder (a distraction), and the other two aimed for his chest. Hopefully they won't hit, but at least Ian knows that even if they do, the worst that will happen is that the blowback will wind Souji for a bit.]