Curl my toes? Dwarf my beard? Arl my Eamon? Shank my Jory? Praise my Maker?
Or, if you want to be more personal, I could... Grope your Grinder? Establish your canon? Dampen your Divine? Pamper your Paragon? Grey your Warden? Explore your Deep Roads? That's an old one, but it serves its purpose... Cup your Joining? Satisfy a demand of your Qun?