You snore when you sleep. Loud. You consider the musketeers your family, and nothing makes you prouder than wearing our uniform. You love good food. Your whole face lights up when you smile or laugh. You're very emotional when you're not trying to be scary and tough. You're a talented fighter and once beat someone using just a fork. You love learning new things.
... And you find me irritating because I'm not intimidated by you, because people usually are when they first meet you, especially if you're purposefully being hostile. Or they'll dismiss you. You don't like either option, but at least intimidation is something you do on purpose, like I said, so you can feel proud that it works.
Except it doesn't with me. [Smiles a little.] Sorry.