[Nods, laughing a little] Yeah, that's it. My folks thought it'd be a grand idea, name me after a president no one even remembers, so I had to save it somehow. An' "James" sounds way too formal.
[And yes, he'll follow Ian not unlike a lost puppy, really, turning back to look at the rows of neon-colored shirts and shuddering -- yeah, leaving this shop is definitely a good idea.]