You-- did you just insult my ability to grow facial hair? Because I'm gonna tell you right now, I can do that. If I want. It's just, I just don't want to, because you can't grow a beard when you're under 25 and make it look convincing, dude, you just can't.
[Adds, almost as an afterthought:] And I don't have the right kind of jaw for stubble.