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[Ahem let's not talk about that, you'll embarrass him.]
Then - aah. [If Ucchii's in the same room as him, he's now scrunching up a piece of paper and tossing it aside. Ian loves researching, he really does, but it's always painful to have to nix theories almost as soon as you come up with them.]
So, you've been here for eight months, and the last thing you recall from home is Akidamonne...