[One of those grumps who refuses to participate, hates candy and still finds himself with a bunch of bags of candy in his hands. For some reason every time one of the Welcome Center ladies offers him a bag, he can't seem to tell them no.
There are two people who are close to him that adore candy, but neither really needs all that sugar and should eat a little better.]
How did I end up with six bags of these? I don't even like candy.
[Yes, he's really irritated right now and just sitting on a bench with his bags wondering what to do with them.]