Okay, I will! Just don't blame me if you don't like it.
[Takes a deep breath] So, you're in a world called Miracle Country, which is a different world from yours. And yes, there are several different worlds, and no, you probably haven't heard of them. You were brought here by magic, which, again, is absolutely, 100% real, and no, nobody actually knows who is the one bringing us here, and no, it's not for a lack of trying.