[Anyone who wanders near the beach today (good luck riding your new bike out there though lol) will find ... well, Hook, rather than Lieutenant Jones, looking incredibly unhappy and. also a little overwhelmed. He's back to normal, at least, which includes having his namesake back on hand :'| (so to speak)]
[He's also throwing a bunch of unicycles that appeared on his ship overboard. wth go away you stupid weird contraptions.]