Christmas is on December 25th, and it's a day to be happy and exchange presents and sing songs and eat a lot. And everyone who was good all the year gets a present from Santa.
The ones who weren't good, get a lump of coal. [A beat] But I think you have to be very bad because even Stitch got a present last year.
But I'm telling you this because most Christmas decorations are red and gold. So it will be like Christmas all the time in the house.