because you should have a choice whether to deal with Rumpel or not HAHAHA
[you know what? Rumpel has decided he actually and actively hates this world. it seems determined to humiliate him.
not that anyone would be interested in what his life's been like, anyway. there have been few moments of genuine happiness, and too much is just too dark for this sparklefest of a universe. plus, he's not exactly...popular.
he's in the shop, pondering over them and looking thoroughly disgruntled.]