[...........] [Awkwardly pats him on the back. No stop it with the tears, and/or goddamn it some kind of dad or mom type get the fuck over here and save him from this horribleness what do forever.]
Ah, yes, the classic tale. Gets me every time.
... Well, give it a few moments and I'm sure there will be many a hero coming in to scoop you up and keep you safe. I can see the adoption papers from here.