And that's how you offend every gun enthusiast with one sentence. Everything's art to someone and all that. Now, if a good old-fashioned fight isn't fun, frankly, you're doing it wrong.
[Rude, Puck. There's only so long he enjoys staying still, so now he drops down from his tree, landing effortlessly on his feet.]
...You'll forgive me. I'm in the fun business; I get passionate. [He mimics a hat tip, but given how cheerful he sounds his words hardly have anything apologetic about them.]