[Blushes and stares very intently at his hands as they twist in his lap] I have not- That is, I am not- Officially- I-I am not romantically attached to anyone at the moment.
[That explanation suffices for about two seconds before Ucchii breaks down into guilty babbling.] There was an- an incident with an insidious plant called twistlemoe. It would trap two people- Though I did not wish to- One method of escape was- w-was by means of a kiss.