[Just. ROLLS HIS EYES SO HARD and looks at him like he literally could not be any more thick-headed.]
Okay, seriously? We're still on this? [He makes a face before he speaks, sloooooowly.] I never said you're not a living person. Because, dude, obviously you are. I just said that where I come from, you are a character. In a book. I don't know how this place can bring in people from books, or different worlds or whatever, but in yours, you're real. In mine, you're not.