[Sighs -- obviously you wouldn't have read the monstrosity of inaccuracy that is Twilight]
Well, as fascinating as watching you stab yourself has been, I really have somewhere else to be. Or more like someone else to find. [As he says this, he figures it probably wouldn't hurt to ask]
Speaking of which, you wouldn't have happened to run into anyone named Scott? Same age as me, dark hair, uneven jawline, eyes do this glowing thing every once in a while?