[Waves his hand at him] Wow, really? Cause I couldn't have figured that out on my own.
[He rolls his eyes in the most sarcastic way known to man, before pointing at him] If you're a fictional character, how the hell would you know that? I mean, you'd just think it's your normal life, right? And not that others are reading it in a book. Which I have. Or, well, I haven't, but I saw the movie, which sucked -- no offense.