[Would make a point about how he isn't exactly king around here, either, and this isn't Camelot - but that comes too close to dredging up things that they don't really need to discuss at this moment in time.]
[So instead just pokes him in the shoulder] Yes, I'm well aware of that. And the thought of you ever being royalty is utterly terrifying. I suppose there are some people out there who might find your scruffy appearance appealing, though. All those girls you've got lining up.