+++ 奇跡国 - Miracle Country +++

[The video opens on...a hand. That quickly moves out of sight to reveal a slightly scruffy, extremely fluffy man. He grins excitedly when he realizes he's recording himself.]

Ah! That's how you do it!

[The view moves out - he's holding the book at arm's length now, you can see the Welcome Center behind him - and the man bows]

Hello everyone! I'm Nobuharu Udo, and I just arrived! [looks at the eggy building] The beautiful women gave me this journal, but I didn't really understand them - they all kept talking over each other. [exaggeratedly runs one hand through his afro] I guess the angels have their heads in the clouds. [jazzhands!]

[Cheesy lopsided grin] Anyway! This place is pretty great and all, but I'm wondering if my friends are here too. If anyone sees my sister Yuuko or my niece Rika, could they let me know? Or any of my sentai, it'd be good to know they're all okay. Our leader is Kyoryu Red, but everyone calls him King.

[Bows again] Thank you for listening! Hope to ear from you soon! [uses one hand to make his ear stick out and waggles his fingers. The video ends on that shot]