Please allow me to once again express my gratitude, then. Whilst all of these are paid jobs there are, of course, plenty of others to choose from should one be so inclined, so I am most humbled that you would consider any of these.
[Please imagine a blinking neon sign accompanying these words. A sign that reads, in huge blinking letters, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORCE YOURSELF IF YOU'RE NOT UP FOR IT. PLEASE, I'D RATHER HAVE GENUINE ENTHUSIASM. LAST WARNING.]