[He's suddenly appeared in the zoo, specifically ending up in one of the enclosures that has the unicorns.
Which he happens to find entirely hilarious. lmao horny horses, it's great.]
But, shit, couldn't you have at least let me land with the dragons? [The unicorn sniffs at his horns and then huffs in his face before wandering away to eat. Apparently unicorns are persnickety assholes.]