[Has Lucifer learned to recognise Sebastian's "I'd very much like to kick you in the face" smiles by now? His expression turns into one of those now. All the while as Sebastian, quietly to himself, calls Lucifer every synonym to "tactless blockhead" he can think of. Torture is not an appropriate party conversation, and please kindly don't out Sebastian's terribleness in public.]
Forgive me; it seems I was unclear just now. [You idiot. :) :) :)]
My throwing a party solely for my own enjoyment and not for the benefit of my master would be equally improper as such atrocious acts - it is not done. I exist to serve my master, after all.