He's not used to me changing. [Gets up and walks over to Connie to crouch down next to her and pose with the camera.]
I haven't grown an inch since he was born before now, and I haven't changed my hair in a million years. [Pause.] No, wait, it's been nearly two million years now. That's when I quit wearing my hair in a ponytail.
[Peace sign at the camera, with her face squished against Connie's. Camera goes click!]