Ugh, fine. [He huffs and rolls his eyes, okay, but it's not a particularly exciting story...]
So, you know how literally all my friends back home turn into something supernatural? Like, Scott's a werewolf, Malia is a werecoyote, Kira's a kitsune, Lydia's a banshee... so anyway, I got asked once what I turn into by this murderous bad guy and I said [wait for it] the abominable snowman.
[You see the joke this place is pulling on him now??]