[In perhaps some heavy-handed attempt at symbolism, Sebastian finds himself in a pool full of dark chocolate as opposed to white.]
Really, now... [Sighs. And he did laundry just last night.]
Surely a point of absurdity can be reached even when love of chocolate is concerned.
[What is it with people and liking chocolate? You'd think Sebastian likes the stuff, considering his baking heavily slants towards chocolate, but... nope.]