[He could go into details regarding correlation and causation vs. conjecture and patterns, but really, it all boils down to "why on earth are the world runners so crazy?!"]
Whether or not your information is based on fact or speculation, I would still be interested in hearing it. [Knowledge is always welcome, and it helps to keep a pulse on what the others here are thinking.]
So no change then. Lovely. [Because his life isn't excited enough.] I imagine you'd want to find out who's still here after all this time.