[God, you are so delusional, Sebastian. You're just their sugar daddy. It's your tuna they're after. Of course, Ciel voices none of these thoughts, nor does he have such uncouth thoughts. Just more along the lines of "my butler is an idiot."]
How do you even know that the cat is a "she"? They all seem to be [--"female when you're dealing with them" is swallowed up by a sudden sneeze, followed by another and another and oh god, what is happening? That kitten isn't any closer than before?!]