[That does indeed rate high on the bs meter. It's almost Ciel levels of bs, and that's pretty impressive.]
Oh, certainly not. Then may I presume that you - seeing as you are a divine being - lead by example at all times, then? A less fortunate person such as myself should perhaps seek to imitate you at all times?
["Watch it or I just might start throwing pillows too." ಠ_ಠ]