Sometimes I wish I was, it'd be an easier explanation to all of this. But, man, I'm not kidding. Just talk to the people here. Merlin can show you his magic, it's pretty hard to argue with him after he creates butterflies out of nowhere and puts the forest on fire because he's angry. Or Iron Man, not kidding here, he has, like, a workshop here and the glowing thing in his chest and no matter how delusional people might get, that's not something you can fake.
[He sighs, runs a hand through his hair.] Look, I'm literally the last person to tell you to believe me, because honestly, I wouldn't believe me if I was in your shoes. But I swear to God this is all true, as crazy as it sounds.