[How about...... being a teacher in the first place.
And as Sebastian deliberates how long he can spend on this important education, Stiles is meanwhile checking possible escape routes and trying to figure out if there's a possible way for him to just run in this damn dress and not fall flat on his face.
Alas for that.]
... great. Awesome. [His tone is full of fake enthusiasm. SO MUCH FAKE ENTHUSIASM TO BE FOUND HERE.]
Oh my god, I didn't even pick this play! As far as I know, it's a stupid play, okay, there would have been every way for them to avoid dying in the end, it's literally a play about two teenagers who fall in love in the span of, like, a day and decide to go and die for no reason! And yeah, okay, you can talk to me how their death is a symbol of youth dying because of adult struggles or how it means love is eternal or how sacrifice and tragedy is enough to bring feuding families together but that doesn't make the play any better.
[..... so it turns out Stiles actually knows something of the subject. Though to be fair, what would be a subject he doesn't know anything about?]
But seeing how I'm not getting out of this stupid dare before I perform the scene, okay, sure. Tell me how to make this performance convincing, I'm going to be the damn best Juliet this place has ever seen.