/takes the wheel and drives this vehicle straight into disaster
[TOO LATE INDEED as Ciel grins at Sebastian's expert glad handing, rounds the desk and attempts to shake Athos's hand as Sebastian flees. Don't try to escape, sir, at least until you've abandoned all commission funds here. Goodness, they're like a well-oiled machine here, aren't they?]
As Sebastian has already informed you, I am Earl Ciel Phantomhive, and I welcome you to my store. We can, of course, fulfill whatever it is you're looking for. Would you like to have a seat? Coffee? Tea? [Gestures pointedly at the chair before heading to the sideboard for Athos's drink.] How do you take your drink? [Sugar? Cream? Work with him here, sir.]