What's that emphasis on you doing there, excuse you, he is amazing and great and lovely.
"Yeah, no, it's a form of address, because I actually have no recollection of ever hearing your name. It's not like Sebastian calls you anything but weird titles, okay? And I'm so not calling you Young Master, so don't even entertain the hope. If you want, I can think of a great nickname for you, though. Like... Earl Eye-patch?"
Wouldn't that be amazing if he started calling you that from now on.
(That's fine, it's not like he's actually acting like a customer, either, candle-napper bro.)
At the mention of Sebastian, Stiles just rolls his eyes so hard they could fall out of his head any minute.
"Unfortunately. And yeah, no kidding. I'm surprised he didn't somehow manage to build an actual palace in the middle of the shopping district." He sounds distinctly unimpressed with Sebastian's everything.