Not an accident occurring in a bar, one would hope, or I should perhaps decline to give directions. [This kid looks a little young to be frequenting bars, besides. Sebastian is a responsible adult!]
It's a rather poorly made map, I'm afraid, and not one I would recommend. [He bought a non-detailed one on purpose as a prop, but that's beside the point.] Truly, it seems map-making it a somewhat neglected trade in this area.