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[Hey now, he never does that when there's a risk of anyone seeing. ...Okay, maybe he's done it when there's been people in the next room, but that happened, like, twice, and it's completely plausible that Sebastian is just very quick and efficient at cleaning. /Octodad "Nobody Suspects A Thing" theme song plays in the background
And excuse you, what's wrong with his face!1 But his tone is equally teasing:]
My, are people more likely to open up to cheeky children these days? I would not have thought--