[SO PROUD /wipes single tear, what quality bonding time they have
(Once the event ends and they're all back to normal, Sebastian will wonder over how his vampire self was so much more successful at this whole corrupting innocents thing. Perhaps increased punning is something to consider.)
But for now, he positively sparkles. Ehehe, "sucks". Ehehe, "coffin". See, a bad first day of investigating isn't the end of the world.]
Indeed, I don't believe there is anything worse at stake now than a few unproductive hours. [And delightful puns aside:] You are resting inside until supper, you realise.